One minute, I’m a woman trying to find her way in the world, and the next, I’m the sender of six of the most embarrassing text messages that have ever been sent in the history of time—or the cell phone.
My Brother’s Billionaire Best Friend, a hilarious romantic comedy from New York Times bestselling author Max Monroe, is available now!
Mabel “Maybe” Willis died a virgin at the very young age of twenty-four.
She leaves behind her parents, Betty and Bruce, her brother, Evan, a laptop filled with one too many Jason Momoa memes, and a Kindle library with more books than one human being could ever finish in a lifetime.
Cause of death: a text message.
Okay. So, I didn’t die.
But I may as well have.
One minute, I’m a woman trying to find her way in the world, and the next, I’m the sender of six of the most embarrassing text messages that have ever been sent in the history of time—or the cell phone. Whatever.
We’re talking code red, send a flipping mayday, the apocalypse is coming kind of texts.
And I didn’t just send them to some random person I’ll never see again.
No. That would be too easy.
I sent them to Milo Ives.
The man who played a starring role in all of my teenage fantasies—and my brother’s lifelong best friend.
And, boy oh boy, has he grown up.
He’s hard-bodied, blue-eyed, jawline-of-stone handsome, crazy successful, and has more money in his bank account than my brain can fathom.
Deflower me, please? I said.
Yeah. Send help.
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Maybe is home from college and trying to find a job in a publishing company. But until that happens she is working in her parents floral shop and living in her brother’s bachelor pad. But she has a plan:
- Make friends
- Find awesome job
- Find an amazing place to live
- Find a man to date and lose her virgin status
Simple enough. Right?! Try again. When her brother’s best friend Milo comes in the shop and does not recognize her, it just proves that it may not be as easy as she thinks. Especially since she has had a crush on him since she was like 13. Why did Milo have to get hotter?
Milo is a successful businessman. He owns his own company and has his best friend working with him. Life could not be better. Except he feels he is missing something. When his best friend asks him to use his connections to help Maybe get an interview, Milo agrees. But winds up quit shocked when he finds that Maybe is not a little nerd girl anymore. No she is a hot little number and Milo finds it hard not to notice.
When Maybe makes a new friend, her friend helps her with her new mission. Getting Milo to notice her. Step one:
- Go on a date. Make him jealous. Trust me.
Will this plan of hers work???
I absolutely loved this romantic comedy by Max Monroe. It was full of outrageous fun. The characters were fun and energetic. The story was a different take on the normal brother’s best friend romance. It has it’s own twist that makes if fun and entertaining.
Maybe is such a hoot. She may be a virgin, but her innocence makes this book a hilarious read. The things this girl says….I could not control the laughter.
Maybe: “I think I want to try DP.
Milo: “Maybe, do you have any idea what DP is?”
Maybe: “Uh…an intense sexual experience. Duh.
Milo: “Let me rephrase. Do you know what DP stands for?”
Maybe: “Double Pleasure.”
Milo: “Double Penetration.”
Oh my god! Funny right! And that is just the tip of the ice berg. There are so many funny things that Maybe says and does that will keep you on your toes. So much fun. I don’t know how you can’t fall in love with her and Milo. They are the perfect couple.
I truly enjoyed every bit of this story. It had laughs and seriousness. A perfect mix that is sure to capture the attention of all readers of the rom-com genre. A steady paced story full of fun and excitement. A romance that is sure to make you feel good. So if you are looking for a good time this story is sure to show you that. And them some….I highly recommend this book to all those Teagan Hunter and Avery Flynn fans! You won’t regret it.
Here I rest, you guys.I. Mother-flapjacking P. to me.And now, I’m coming to you live from what I believe is the afterlife.Just think of this as that morning show with Kelly Ripa and Ryan Seacrest,Live with Kelly and Ryan
.Only, change the name toDEAD with Maybe
, take away the celebrity guests, and fill the audience with people who don’t mind witnessing a full-on embarrassment-fueled emotional breakdown.Good God, if I would’ve known I was going to kick the bucket right before I reached twenty-five, I sure as shit wouldn’t have spent the last six years of my life slaving away at Stanford for a bachelor’s and master’s degree in English Lit.I would’ve partied in college rather than studying until my eyeballs bled.I would’ve danced on bars. Flashed some nip for beads at Mardi Gras. Actuallygone
to Mardi Gras.I would have indulged in unlimited pasta night at the Olive Garden instead of counting carbs, and I wouldn’t have stopped binge-watchingGame of Thrones
on season flipping six.I would have tongue-kissed loads of guys and spread my legs like a contortionist for any of them who seemed reasonably adept.You know, a little bam-bam in my ham-ham.Some not-too-big, but not-too-small P in my V.A good old-fashioned pants-off dance-off…Sex, you guys. I’m talking aboutsex
. And if you haven’t picked up what I’m putting down from my delirious ramble, I’ll lay it out for you.I’ve yet to be sexed up by anyone.That’s right. I have officially bought myself a one-way ticket to the afterlifeas a virgin for-freaking-eternity.
And now, I guess I’ll never know how it feels to have an actual penis rub up against my G-spot because, you know, I’m dead. AndI’m pretty certain God probably frowns upon people flashing their boobs at the angels and public displays of leg-spreading anddefinitely
the unchaste actions of a desperate-to-bone but unwed woman. No way. Heaven’s strictly G-rated.I put it all off. I figured I had time. I mean, I thought I’d at least get to seeThe Office
do a reunion special before I went lights out for good.Although, my parents’ flower shop feels more like purgatory than heaven, and I thought for sure I’d be wearing something other than jean shorts and Converse when I headed to meet the Big Guy upstairs.Honestly, the afterlife feels eerily like real life, and I’m not one to be dramatic, but Ihave
to be dead, you guys. Seriously. Because no one could live through what I did.I’m talking a 10.0 on the Richter Scale of embarrassing and awkward.A Category 5 hurricane of humiliation.A twisting, catastrophic EF5 tornado of comedic disaster.No freaking way I survived that…right?
Okay. Fine. So, Ican
be a little dramatic sometimes…And maybe, just maybe, I’m exaggerating things a bit here, but I’m doing it in the name of self-preservation.Because, trust me, if you did what I did, you’d let yourself mentally pretend to be dead for a little bit too.Because if I’m not dead, I’m going to have to face the consequences of my awful, humiliating, cringeworthy actions.I’m going to have to facehim
—a tall, handsome, unbelievably sexy drink of water.A man I’ve known since I was a prepubescent girl.A man I’ve basically been crushing on my whole damn life.A billion-dollar-empire kind of successful man who just so happens to be my brother’s best friend.I’ll say it again for the folks in the back.Milo Ives is my brother’s billionaire best friend.
And I’m inway
over my head.
About Max Monroe:
A secret duo of romance authors team up under the New York Times and USA Today Bestselling pseudonym Max Monroe to bring you sexy, laugh-out-loud reads.
Max Monroe is the New York Times and USA Today Bestselling author of more than ten contemporary romance titles. Favorite writing partners and long time friends, Max and Monroe strive to live and write all the fun, sexy swoon so often missing from their Facebook newsfeed. Sarcastic by nature, their two writing souls feel like they’ve found their other half. This is their most favorite adventure thus far.
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