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Blog Tour Review| Let’s Get Textual

Title: Let’s Get Textual
Author: Teagan Hunter
Genre: Romantic Comedy
Release Date: September 8, 2017
Kindle Unlimited

 


 

A wrong number is supposed to be just that—a wrong number.

 

Delete. Done.
Do not continue to text. Do not flirt.
A wrong number shouldn’t be the first person on your mind in the morning, or the last at night…and you’re definitely not supposed to talk them into buying a baby goat.
Because that would be weird.
When Zach Hastings and I get into a wrong-number mix-up, we don’t follow the rules. We keep texting and flirting, because he’s wicked funny and perfectly nerdy and a wonderful distraction.
I’m not looking for love, and Zach definitely had the wrong number.
But maybe…
Maybe he’s the right guy.

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My Review

PG Tips lol laugh monkey haha GIFOMG!!!  This book was funny as hell!!!  I mean it.  I have not read a book that made me laugh as hard as this book did in forever.  This book had me laughing so hard, tears and rolling on the floor were involved, not to mention people staring at the crazy chic laying on the floor holding her sides laughing.  Ok!  Ok!  I think you get it.  The book is funny.  Now to the review…..

The story starts off with Delia breaking up with her boyfriend, since the friend zone is the best place for them.  Then she gets a text from a phone number that she does not recognize, confirming a lunch date.  Since her brother is always losing his phone she assumes the text is him.  WRONG!

Zach is confused who is texting him and calls the person.  When a girl answers the phone he is stumped.  After the phone conversation with a sassy snarky chic, which he finds entertaining and funny, he keeps texting her.

gifnews  text whatever chat GIFDelia and Zach continue to text back and forth everyday.  They enjoy the banter and become fast friends.  Delia is afraid of another relationship failure and when Zach asks to meet she freezes.  Can Delia take the next step and meet face to face or will she be too afraid?  He could be an ugly ax murderer.

 funny lol laughing book hilarious GIFAgain and I can’t stress this enough, this book is funny as shit.  There was never a dull moment.  Delia is sassy, smart and snarky.  Zach is sexy, hot and nerdy.  Did I mention I love books about nerd romance.  *wink wink*  I love the sexy nerd references.  There was a WTF moment, that I can’t tell you about, but it will have you cursing and disappointed.

SpongeBob SquarePants love heart amor patrick GIFI love the characters in this book.   Each person having a  unique personality or quality that adds to the story.  They are alluring and funny.  You get caught up in them and can’t stop reading.

Don’t let me forget to mention the star of the book Marshmallow.  He is so sweet and adorable.  He will have you wrapped up in his cuteness.  You will see what I am talking about when you read the book.

I mean it, you have to read this book.  You will not regret it.  Just be sure you are alone or you may end up embarrassing yourself.  I highly recommend this book.  It is highly entertaining and a fun read.  I think I may have to read it a second time.

*ARC provided by Enticing Journey Book Tours & Teagan Hunter

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Favorite Book Quotes

  • “Are you trying to friend-zone me, Delia?”
  • “This is me we’re talking about here.  Do you really want me to go hours without eating?”  “Excellent point.  I don’t want to be trapped in a car for two hours with a hangry food-whore.  Grab those snacks- hell, grab extras.”  “Extras?  Don’t be mean about it.”  “I’m not, I’m not.  Just being….smart about it.”
  • “Lucky Charms.  Because just like me, they’re magically delicious.”
  • “You’re such a responsible wrong number.”
  • “I fell asleep thinking of you.”  “Please tell me we’re about to sext.”  “The moment I woke up, I ran my hand down my chest between my bountiful breasts.  I slowly dragged it across my flat stomach, goose bumps rising along my skin at the touch.  It wasn’t until I was right at the opening of my white cotton panties that I decided I wasn’t going to touch myself because WE ARE NOT SEXTING, YOU PERVERT.”  “I hate you so much right now.”

And so many more……….stitches man! Stitches!

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Delia: I fell asleep thinking of you.

 

Zach: Please tell me we’re about to sext.
Delia: The moment I woke up, I ran my hand down my chest between my bountiful breasts. I slowly dragged it across my flat stomach, goose bumps rising along my skin at the touch. It wasn’t until I was right at the opening of my white cotton panties that I decided I wasn’t going to touch myself because WE ARE NOT SEXTING, YOU PERVERT.
Zach: I hate you so much right now.
Zach: I HAD A SOLID BONER GOING
Delia: Did you really?
Zach: What do you expect? I’m a man, dammit! We like titties and goose bumps and white cotton panties and sex. YOU ARE EVIL.
Zach: Can we still sext later?
Delia: NO!
Delia: Maybe.
Delia: We’ll see.
Zach: Really?!
Delia: OMG NO!
Delia: 😉
Zach: I am so confused, yet still slightly turned on.
Delia: Please stop telling me about your boner.
Zach: I will never not tell you about my boner. That’s not the kind of friendship I want.
Delia: You’re so weird.
Zach: And…
Delia: *rolls eyes* And I like it. I LIKE IT, OKAY?!
Zach: I know you do.
Delia: UGH!
Delia: FYI, I’m not sexting you. Ever.
Zach: But I’m REALLY cute…
Delia: Oh puh-lease. Every rando on the other side of the screen will say that shit. You need to prove it.
Zach: Geez, Delia, if you wanted a picture of me, all you had to do was ask.
Delia: I don’t want a picture because I’m not sexting you.
Zach: I’m sending you a picture anyway.
Zach: DOWNLOAD ATTACHMENT
I’m scared as hell to push the download button—I mean, it could be a dick pic or something. I don’t think Zach is a douchebag, but you never know.

 

Screw it.

 

 

I bite my lip as I watch the circle spin and the image comes through.
“Awww!”
Delia: YOU SENT ME A PICTURE OF A SMILING GOAT!
Delia: You’re officially my favorite person ever.
Zach: Told you I was cute. 😉
Delia: How did you know they were my weakness?
Delia: Also, will you please buy me one?
Zach: 1. EVERYONE loves smiling baby goats. That’s just science. 2. No.
Delia: Rebuttal… 1. Excellent point. 2. I think you spelled yes wrong. Y-E-S.
Zach: N-O.
Delia: I knitted you a damn PENIS POTHOLDER. Least you could do to repay me for my kindness is to buy me a baby goat. Don’t be a jerk, Zach. No one likes those.
Zach: Speaking of those potholders…when am I getting those? We live close. We could always meet…
Delia: You think you’re so slick.
Zach: Aren’t I?
Delia: No.
Zach: Well?
Delia: I’ll consider it, but later. I still have to ensure you’re not a creeper.
Zach: You’ll knit a man potholders but won’t give them to him? Who’s the jerk now?
Delia: Buy me that baby goat and we have a deal.
Zach: You play a tough hand, Delia.
Delia: Question is, will you win this round, or will I?
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By day I’m a freelance cover designer. By every other free moment, a writer. I’m a Missouri raised gal, but I currently live in North Carolina with my US Marine husband where I spend my days begging him for a cat. I survive off coffee, pizza, and sarcasm. When I’m not writing, you can find me binge-watching various TV shows, especially Supernatural and One Tree Hill. I like cold weather, buy more paperbacks than I’ll ever read, and I never say no to brownies.
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